Heres another forwarded email I received a while ago it had me rolling on the floor....



Banned from Walmart !

Dear Mrs. Brown,
Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us again unless your husband stops his antics while you are shopping.

Below is a list of offenses over the past few months, all verified by our
surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.



3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies' restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares".....and
watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the service desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign
to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in
if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When our clerks ask whether they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"



9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera, used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knew where the
antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around
the store suspiciously, loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department practiced his "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"



14. December 21: When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last but not least:
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, and waited a while; then yelled very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here!"

IF U HAVE A SON....

I received this a while ago....and boy is it true...





>>
>>
>>
>>
>>For those of you who have sons & those of you who are happy that you
>> >don't.
>> >
>> > And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like
>> >
>> >1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
>> >house 4 inches deep.
>>
>> >2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
>> >roller blades, they can ignite.
>>
>> >3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
>> >restaurant.
>>
>> >4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
>> >enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
>> >cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
>> >paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>>
>> >5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
>> >using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
>> >before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
>>
>> >6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
>> >baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
>>
>> >7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
>> >already too late.
>>
>> >8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>>
>> >9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
>> >though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
>>
>> >10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
>> >year old Boy.
>>
>> >11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
>> >sentence.
>>
>> >12.) Super glue is forever.
>>
>> >13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
>> >still can't walk on water.
>>
>> >14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>>
>> >15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
>> >commercials show they do.
>>
>> >16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>>
>> >17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>>
>> >18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>>
>> >19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
>> >do not like ovens.
>>
>> >20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
>> >time.
>>
>> >21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
>> >earthworms dizzy.
>>
>> >22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>>
>> >23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>>
>> >24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
>> >friends, with or without kids.
>>
>> >25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
>> >fluid.

wELL THE PICS BELOW ARE FROM OUR WALK ON THE PATH BY WHILHALA(DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT)
Anyway been so busy today and this week should go rather smoothly,I hope!!
Ashley has practice today at 5 and I have to take her cause Hensley is already buddy buddy with Jeff asking him to help coach(ha no way) not this year. So ill be dropping her and picking her up around 6:30 should make for a long day.
Katie has practice at 5:30 on wednesday and she will practice for the first time this year at hermits last time it was at Bishop noll so that should be interesting considering the kid loves the field so do I though I mean I love baseball and sports in general and DAMNIT im going to go to a baseball game this year and a whole hella of alot of Railcats games with fireworks they rock!!!! Well Im gonna go clean yeah fun RIGHT???????????????? talk soon!!!!

Good morning going to have a busy morning Ill update later once boys are napping oh and Im going to go make some coffee(considering I dont have my morning ritual of Mountain dew and well chocolate) nice combo HUH?????????