Thursday, April 19, 2007

IF U HAVE A SON....

I received this a while ago....and boy is it true...





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>>For those of you who have sons & those of you who are happy that you
>> >don't.

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>> > And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like
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>> >1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
>> >house 4 inches deep.

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>> >2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
>> >roller blades, they can ignite.
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>> >3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
>> >restaurant.
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>> >4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
>> >enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
>> >cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
>> >paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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>> >5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
>> >using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
>> >before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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>> >6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
>> >baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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>> >7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
>> >already too late.
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>> >8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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>> >9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
>> >though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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>> >10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
>> >year old Boy.
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>> >11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
>> >sentence.
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>> >12.) Super glue is forever.
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>> >13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
>> >still can't walk on water.
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>> >14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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>> >15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
>> >commercials show they do.
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>> >16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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>> >17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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>> >18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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>> >19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
>> >do not like ovens.
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>> >20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
>> >time.
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>> >21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
>> >earthworms dizzy.
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>> >22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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>> >23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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>> >24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
>> >friends, with or without kids.
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>> >25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
>> >fluid.

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